Monday, August 4, 2008

So Elspeth, any thoughts yet on who's rooming where/who's rooming with who?




i check this blog every day and theres hardly ever anything new anymore. thus, i will write a post. i hosted a yard sale for emily last saturday in order to raise money for eric's quest for $20,000 and we did pretty well. over 400 dollars well. emily got a bunch of people to donate stuff to the sale, and they brought it over to my house the day before. this gave me ample opportunity to rummage through the rubble and buy what i wanted before the sale happened, and i was quite pleased with what i found. in my living room was a 1960's Smith-Corona Super Sterling Typewriter in pristine condition!! i picked it up and i could tell that somehow it was smiling at me. i knew that we were meant to be. since then my mother has teached me the in's and out's, and the half-ways between in and out about using a typewriter. needless to say, i have used it nonstop for the last 2 days, and i would have used it to type out this post, but i was afraid the keys striking my computer screen might have damaged it, so i will type it using this new-age computing device instead. after discussing it, emily and i decided that on april fool's, or just whenever i wanted to, i had to go to the ATC and tack away loudly on a paper or some notes or something. And yes, i will be using it in the house, and yes you will probably get very annoyed, at which point i will go to the attic(which i discovered has a crudely carpeted floor/room, unless they removed it during construction) and finish(out of earshot) the beautiful poem or letter i am typing, maybe even for you, the person who expresses their annoyance. And then won't you feel bad about expressing that annoyance. that's right, being annoyed should have been a sacrifice in exchange for a beautiful gift, but you bastardized that gift in your unwillingness to be annoyed for a few measly hours. that is going to be great, and i hope all of you are looking forward to that in a month. i also purchased a bottle in the shape of a perching eagle, which i will be drinking water out of at the dinner table. and i also have a bottle that is shaped like a log cabin, if anyone would like to join me in that endevour. maybe we could have a club in which you have to drink out of an oddly shaped bottle at the dinner table, but then it just becomes so common and everyday that we forget it's a club. that would be cool. These are just some of the things you all can look forward to with longing, anticipation, maybe even groaning in the pains of yearning. i know i already do.
love,
jonathan

9 comments:

Elspeth said...

jonathan, the sound of a typewriter is one of the most inspiring sounds i can think of. seriously. so i promise i won't get annoyed, as long as you let me type the occasional poem on it. Unfortunately, i don't have any weirdly shaped bottles or glasses.
yours truly, Elspeth

Jonathan said...

well look for one! or you can have the log cabin one!

Unknown said...

I am ALL for the oddly shaped bottle club.. DEFINITELY
There is bound to be a paint your own pottery night where we can paint our own cups (last year I painted a trophy that is now a mug.. man, I should have saved that) and make them weird enough for the club.
And, man, I should have kept that typewriter.. you better let me use it, Jonathan.

Jonathan said...

i will gladly let anyone use her(her name is Silver Sadie), as long as they treat her with the love, care and adoration she deserves.

Laura said...

ooo, what a great addition to the house! i'm sure she will be well-loved and cared for. when you mentioned sitting down to the dinner table with your glass, i have to admit i had the faintest little rumbling of a yearning. i hope we do share meals there from time to time instead of succumbing to that giant phallic refectory nearby...

Kate said...

Hey! I have a bottle shaped like a fish. Should I bring that?

Unknown said...

yes!

Jonathan said...

this is already turning into a wonderful world of hope, inspiration, laughter, unity, peace, and yes, even love. why do we have to wait any longer?!

Rebecca said...

woah i have a fish shaped bottle tooo kate!

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